Insert Al Marcy non sequitur *here*.

Cue "Underoos are fun to wear" song *here*.

Look, everybody -- even children -- understand that SpongeBob is a fictional, animated character, while Batman is in fact a real person who is dedicated to fighting crime. Why are we even discussing this? Is it some sort of evil plot hatched by a villain with a knack for trapping superheroes in life-threatening situations that ultimately prove ineffective?